ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

 It is no doubt that Nigeria has just pass through another social problem.The problem of FUEL SCARCITY.These problem came with the country economy coming down to 50per cent,Banks closing by 1pm,and transportation increased.



     The President and Founder of Dara Empire write about the funny advantages of the scarcity,in fact he write 10advantages of the scarcity................

1) My compound is noiseless because 'I
pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.

2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.

3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Telemundo/Zee
world. Chai!

4) Kids are reading there books since watching
TV needs fuel.

5) No more conjection in network since many
peoples phones are off.

6) Browsing & downloading is fast...no one
wants
browsing to kill his or her battery.

7) Everyone sleeps very early now.

9) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions
lolzz.

10) U even know its true...that u wia reading dis
so fast
so u cud log out b4 ur battery goes of that u
didnt notice
that there is no number 8, now u just found
out,
ur
laughing lolzz

  

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